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BrunoAuschwitzLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? Yes, we had to kick him out of the band. Bruno Leicht would beg me to dress like Hitler and then try to blow me. Sick. Bruno Leicht is very, very sick. - Axel Dörner
BrunoAuschwitzLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Berlin (Reuters) - Bruno Leicht, the syphilitic clown who is known for performing - and sleeping - in the public parks of Köln and Berlin, will have a public performance of his notorious Anus trumpet."Having a Rectalmusic concert in the park is as good as I can ever hope for," said Bruno Leicht, who was drunk for this interview, "especially when I had hopes, long ago, of being a musician. Do you know I once met Dizzy Gillespie?"
BrunoAuschwitzLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht, who has also worked as a dishwasher at the local Spaghetti-O-Rama, has been a clown since his cellar childhood in Karlsruhe. The 46-year-old alcoholic has been a public laughingstock in the two German cities for several years now."Of course, I'm really ashamed of what I have become," said Bruno Leicht. "but I do not like to admit it. Do you know I once met Dizzy Gillespie?"
BrunoAuschwitzLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
And please do not mention that he is ... well, finished.
BrunoAuschwitzLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht is a Nazi Clown that has been writing to me since over one year. People say bad things about me, but let me tell you, Bruno Leicht is a sick, sick person. If I ever meet him I will strangle that pervert myself. I only pray that his son Nikolai is a imaginary boy, because Bruno Leicht has some very twisted fantasies about him. Bruno Leicht disgusts me - Josef Fritzl
BrunoAuschwitzLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? My son Bruno Leicht the Nazi? Yes, always with the Nazi worship, since he was a little boy. He got that - and the wearing of womens clothes - from his father. My son Bruno Leicht has given me nothing but shame and weeping for many years. I even tried to kill him, but when I shot him in the head all that came out was a fart. Bruno Leicht has no brain, you see. With a son like Bruno Leicht you would wish - as I do - for death every day - Frau Leicht
BrunoAuschwitzLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? Bruno Leicht has been my puppet since over two years. I have made him dance non-stop. Almost as non-stop as his abominable farting. My favourite Bruno Leicht moment? There are so many! But the time I telephoned Bruno Leicht and gave him a chance to respond like a man is typical. What did he do? He was ABSOLUTELY SPEECHLESS with fear. All I could hear was the sound of piss running down Bruno Leicht's leg! - The PuppetMaster
BrunoAuschwitzLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? The Farting Clown? Yes, he used to write to me every day. He would talk about farting into a trumpet, farting into a telephone, farting in his son Nikolai's face. Bruno Leicht is a sick, sick bastard. - Mother TeresaAnd please do not mention that he is ... well, finished.
BrunoAuschwitzLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
And please do not mention that he is ... well, finished.
BrunoAuschwitzLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bruno Leicht? The German AnusClown? Yeah, I met him many years ago and the idiot talks about it every day. Even has a picture of us over his piano. He farted the whole time he was standing next to me. Disgusting. I didn't understand a word he said; his English is terrible. And I can still smell those farts thirty years later! Bruno Leicht is the biggest loser I ever met - Dizzy Gillespie |
