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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnh... Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnhamyou filled the hole that pierced my soul, i promised that i'd findsomeone willing to take a run, round pleasures of my mindam i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your touchyou make me laugh youre my better half, though you weigh twice as much350 pounds of loveyou mustve fell from up aboveand killed the townspeople belowyou had a crush and you let it showwhen i want to pleasure you i need an expedition crewwith all those trips to KFC, you eat out more than me.we look just like the number 10when you stand next to meis it your stare that pulls me in?or just gravityyou mix mayonnaise with your scotchyoure the perfect spouselast week we went on a whale watchThe boat drove to your house.350 pounds of painwhen you exhale al gore goes insanewhenever we make outi taste jam and sauerkrautwe went on a sailing trip you fell and floated beside the shipthen a boat docked on your pantsand said "i claim this island in the name of france."then you did what i feared you dissapearedsaying this was something newlyposuction, breast reductionand what came home wasnt youno no no no it wasnt you it was120 pounds of hate, and you said, "i look great."and when the nurse removed the fat, they found the neighbors cati just paused and said to heri loved you just the way you werethen she smiled and for my sakesaid, "pass the cake!"

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: boburnham

Length: 02:41
Rating: 4.87
Views: 1174652

Tags: awkward  bo  burnham  comedy  fat  guitar  love  skinny  song  

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asta49 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
are you trying to advertise for JoCo? please stop. you sound like a douche.
chandleer009 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
hah dude you totally copied lets live for today by the grass roots at the start, great song though :P
TwilightFreak552 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
This song is f!@#$%^ hilarious.
dewyd33 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
it sounds like a serious song until 30 seconds in
smmashes (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
sweet
Arsomakun (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I've been going through, listening to this guys songs, which are actually pretty good with a bit of humor to them; They remind me of another song writer, named Jonathan Coulton who writes funny songs such as these.
fatalityteehee (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
hes 18 now
emzeelou33 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
OMG i love you! you actually have a really goosd singing voice! how old are you?whats your favorite band/song?
MI88YRISSAPOOH (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
that is to funny and it is true u really can play the piano and guitar really well the eating out part was crazy though
sangoluvsmiroku4eva (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
bo probably doesnt respond cuz hes probably either busy or he just cant respond to every single comment ppl post him, especially wen he has thousands of comments

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